Bears Beets Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Parody Tee - Post-Roll Comfort | Top Mount

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The Ultimate BJJ Parody for the Modern Practitioner

What belt is best? FALSE! Black Belt is best. If you are a fan of paper company antics and the grueling reality of the mats, this Bears Beets Brazilian Jiu Jitsu tee is your new go-to for post-training recovery. We know that Jiu Jitsu is more than just a sport—it is therapy with a side of humor. Whether you are a fresh white belt or a seasoned black belt, this shirt celebrates the dedication and the laughs that come with every roll.

Why You Will Love This:

  • Authentic BJJ Humor: A clever nod to your favorite office assistant that resonates with fellow grapplers and fans alike.
  • Durable Comfort: Made from 4.5 oz ring spun cotton, providing a lightweight and breathable feel for cooling down after a hard session.
  • Rugged Construction: Features double-needle sleeve and bottom hems to withstand the daily wear of the Jiu Jitsu lifestyle.
  • Reliable Fit: The modern classic fit and preshrunk fabric ensure your shirt maintains its shape wash after wash.

Product Details:

This Indigo Yellow tee is built for longevity and style. It features 100% preshrunk ring spun cotton, a 3/4" double-needle topstitched collar, and taped neck and shoulders for added stability. Weight: 4.5 oz. Fit: Modern Classic.

How to Care:

To keep your graphic looking sharp, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry on low heat. Avoid ironing directly on the print to preserve the character design. For best results, wash inside out to protect the parody graphic from friction.

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